What Your Gameday Shirt Says About You
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Trash Talk Threads, we don’t just print shirts, we print statements. Here’s what your favorite gameday tee really says about you.
Whether you’re screaming from the student section or stumbling into your 10AM lecture the next morning, your gameday fit says a lot about you. And if you’re wearing a shirt from Trash Talk Threads? Well, we already know you’re not trying to blend in. Let’s break it down:
“Hot Girls Go To [School]”
You’re a menace on main campus. The moment someone sees your shirt, they’re either fist bumping you or reporting you to student affairs. You didn’t just choose your school — your school chose you.
Translation: You’re a walking billboard for bad decisions and even better stories.
“Bitch, I’m a [Mascot]”
You’re not just a fan. You’re her. You will yell at the refs, the rival fan two rows back, and your ex’s new girlfriend all in the same quarter. And somehow still look hot doing it.
Translation: You bleed school colors, probably vodka-flavored.
“I’m Horny”
You’re either the boldest person in the stands or just really bad at impulse control. Either way, you’re not hiding. You saw this shirt, laughed for two seconds, and hit “add to cart” before thinking twice.
Translation: You live for chaos. People fear you. And they should.
“Play Neck” / “BrokeLAHOMA” / “We Fucking Are”
You’re in on the inside jokes — and you want the world to know it. You wear your shirt like a badge of honor, even if it gets you side-eyed by professors, campus police, or your grandma.
Translation: You’re funny, unhinged, and have at least one viral clip saved on your phone.
Final Word:
These shirts aren’t for everyone. They’re for people who don’t mind starting fights in comment sections, getting kicked out of class, or having their Tinder bio say “Don’t worry, it’s just a shirt.”
So the real question is… what does your gameday shirt say about you?